How afterbirth tastes
That’s for the mother. Afterbirth is for the mother to eat after delivery to replenish all the nutrients she has lost. Dad’s who try to eat afterbirth in the delivery-room are universally regarded as assholes by medical staff. At best you have to offer it to her before you dig in.
If you get to sleep with hookers while she heals
Many wives will allow this if you only ask instead of assuming it to be so. You don’t get to just assume. You have to ask sincerely, though. Once she realizes that you are in fact sincere, she will test you by appearing to be outraged. Don’t worry she really isn’t. At this point you are supposed to tell her that you will see a hooker and she has no say in it since your dick belongs to you. You have to seem really sincere, though, or else the pregnancy hormones that allow this will not kick in.
If the kid is from the stored sperm of her old boyfriends
Some women have this capability. They store unused sperm in specialized sacs on their ovaries. The kid may seem to be yours but really belongs to some guy she was with back in high school. The more boy friends she has had the more stored sperm and thus a greater likelihood that the kid is not yours. If your kid is an asshole it probably is not yours. It is genetically impossible for a father to dislike his own genes.
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