What to do with that corpse You can eat it From what I’ve heard it tastes like pork. Better to get the taste for long pig when you don’t really have to than try to overcome the revulsion when your plane crashes in the Andes. The whole problem is that you people have life easy, you don’t get the necessity of not letting meat waste. You think tastefulness is a legitimate part of life. Life consists of vile tasks and disgusting deeds. You do what it takes to survive. It’s good meat.  You can bury it In a shallow grave in your yard, and then spend your life living with it, trying to make sure that nobody else finds it, waiting for the day that you pull around the corner and see the coroner and a bunch of cops digging up your property. There is security in the nearness, but also lots of danger.  You can dismember it and drop it in the nearest body of water You have to transport it in a vehicle. Everything that thing touches will have to be cleaned thoroughly. The cleaning will not merely be about DNA evidence, it is more about your peace of mind, and depending ion how compulsive you are, that may be hard to find. Note also the general risks that come with transporting contraband.  You can cut it up in little pieces and flush them or burn them This takes time, also it’s very messy. In which case you are opening up a lot of potential for discovery with the sewer and with the grill or fire-pit. Something is almost always left behind.  You can preserve it This is cool if you are obsessed with the body, or the person it used to be. You have to weight the pleasure you get from it, against the danger that comes from always having it around you. People buy and keep Real Dolls, and they like to keep those hidden. This is kind of the same thing except not exactly legal. 

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10:06 pm  •  15 January 2010  •  View comments