December 2009
23 posts
How to get your ass kicked every time
Always underestimate your enemy The reason people do this is to keep from bravery, to summon up the balls to fight. If you can pretend that your enemy doesn’t have the skills to give you a good fight then you don’t need to be so afraid of them. It’s a way that fearful people try to psyche themselves into a warrior’s mindset. You take a cartoonishly simple view of your...
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What can be appealing about women
A viable sense of humor Here is something that almost no women have. Sure they can giggle at shit, but mostly it’s unfunny, retarded shit that has no value and no consequence. Show me a woman that can belly-laugh at the Marx Brothers or at Chappelle’s Show and I will show you a woman who can charm almost any smart man and cause dramatic ball-retracting insecurity in the rest.
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The ultimate vector for granny's bullshit
Some see the potential of the Internet to communicate, to build community and relationships, some see it as a creative platform, a means to invent and to share things they believe to be novel or profound. But what if you have nothing to communicate? What if you have no capacity to appreciate, much less invent anything that is original or challenging? Then you share the emotionally manipulative,...
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Happiness is not for your mediocre ass
All the happiest people seem to have gone through some tremendous period of suffering in their lives. Usually combined with excess. Drug excess, sexual excess, religious excess, excessive avarice, sadism, killing. Suffering along with overcoming some monumental weakness, that’s your secret to the fulfilled life. This means that your disease-riddled crack-whore currently selling $5 blowjobs...
The final solution to the immigration problem
If illegal immigrants are like a contamination of the blood, like an infection, then the solution has to go a lot deeper than rounding up and deporting. You have to go back and find the root of the problem. Who started this whole notion of “immigration in the first place? It’s that Statue of Liberty bitch with that “give us your whatevers” spiel. You need to tear that shit...
Zach Braff and swine, hog-meat, pig-flesh
I don’t know if you have noticed but Zach Braff seems to be an asshole in real life. I caught an interview with him on Kimmel the other night and he was there, apparently in character as JD from Scrubs, which used to be a fun, relatively clever show and now is not. He was in character, but without the writing staff that the show had a few years back, the ones that made him seem likable. The...
The key ingredients of the Negro sidekick
The idea is to provide a sense of racial well-being in a white audience, while giving black audiences a stake in the show. That’s all. Nothing more is required of the Negro sidekick. They don’t have to be a very good actor as they are primarily just a prop.
They need to be non-stereotypical as this will remove any negative feelings the black part of the audience will have. It...
What wearing a gold chain over your shirt says...
You wear a gold chain on the outside of your shirt. Before I tell you what this says about you, let me point out that you could be a pretty cool person, fun to be around, and with an all-round decent character. You might be able to make me laugh and may be the kind who does favors for the helpless even when there is no possible way they could pay you back. If this is so and you still like wearing...
Why many retail customers are the way they are
If you have ever had the privilege of associating with your fellow man from behind a store counter then you know the feeling of wanting watch them spit up their own teeth.
Most people with money to spend, no matter how little it is, seem to expects that you, lowly cashier, lowly stock clerk, will naturally want to give them a prolonged rim job at the expense of all your other customers and all...
What movie zombies can be used to symbolize
Race war They look different and are dumb. If you are catering to a bigoted white audience then it can taken to mean that predatory minorities want to destroy you and everybody like you. If you are black then it might be saying that the predatory majority (the living are always outnumbered) are trying to kill you. Either way you have an excuse to kill them and to isolate yourself in in old...
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You can get falsely accused of rape and it's ok,...
Recently we had the case of Kellye Stephens and of Biurny Peguero Gonzalez. Both women accused innocent men of raping them and both men served jail-time. This is seen as an aberration. Something rare enough that the rest of us need not be concerned about it or lose faith in the justice system. All those men who have been released on DNA evidence or whose alleged victims have come out to say they...
What makes minorities palatable to racist white...
Note that back when America was openly, unashamedly racist they were ok with black athletes. I mean I am sure that they would have much rather all black people be either out of sight, on ships heading back to Africa, or else being used as tree-ornaments, but if they couldn’t have that, and if they absolutely had to see black people, they could stomach them in a uniform handling a ball, or...
Why you all like costumes
Cosplayers, suburban moms in leather and latex, the respect for uniforms, all of that comes from the need to escape who you are and identify with something else, become part of some different community. Costumes are about the jailbreak from who you have become, relief from boredom and/or self-loathing.
If you can get others to fall in with it, or if you adopt the guise of a community that is...
How cowardice can screw up your political opinions...
With the illusion of anonymity you can let it all out, join up and feel like your ideas matter because you can stick to the forums and communities that will never challenge you. You can spout your nonsense with no fear of coming into contact with anything that will force you reconsider.
Humanity’s greatest problem is it’s ability to project personal unhappiness onto others, to create...
Burning your enemies to death
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Debalconation
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The Confederate Flag. What’s wrong with it.
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Myths about pornography
Women are exploited So these women in these movies, they are there to get men to spend money on DVDs or websites subscriptions. The whole industry functions on the need most men have to be stimulated by sight. The money comes from these men and goes into the pockets of the people who make and act in the movies. It’s like vampires complaining that they are being exploited by all that blood...
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Capital punishment and the illusion of justice
The death penalty is about the illusion of justice, the pleasing fiction of being able to right a past wrong in the present. You want it to be so, you want to believe that this killer is “paying” for his evil acts, so it’s right, it’s perfectly reasonable, because it is more comfortable than the thought that maybe there is no way to pay for a murder. True justice would...
Mobs are wonderful
They are the expression of the common man’s rage. They are the fuel for democracy even though nobody really wants to think about that. The mobs are comprised of us exercising our will in the streets. The powers that be fear the ones below who outnumber them. it has always been that way. You think the cops exist to protect you, no they don’t. Of course they don’t. You don’t...